J-Fresh

drymartinibof @ 2005-09-22T07:49:00

2005-09-22T14:51:01Z

Oh yeah, go fllluck yourself bllitch!

drymartinibof @ 2005-09-02T08:37:00

2005-09-02T15:37:44Z

Hey Jeff...SHUT UP....hey Jeff.....FUCK YOU..........

drymartinibof @ 2005-05-23T12:10:00

2005-05-23T19:13:02Z

SWEET! I just got called for an interview at the Albertsons warehouse thursday! Mo money, Mo money, Mo money, I'm a tard.

drymartinibof @ 2005-05-20T13:44:00

2005-05-20T20:52:34Z

I just hit on the cart chick at Winco and freaked her the fuck out cause of my killer Freight bod, ha, I have that effect on people. Man, my voice really does get high pitched when I like whine or something, shit, I didn't think it was so fucking dynamic why didn't anyone tell me this shit and that it really turns chicks off? Fuck man! I'm such a circus freak!(this had nothing to do with the Winco "hitting on cart chick" incident). Tommorow is my friday, "litteraly", I'm gay.

drymartinibof @ 2005-04-20T22:04:00

2005-04-21T05:05:22Z

These next four days will be nothing but a blur...HA.

drymartinibof @ 2005-04-15T03:52:00

2005-04-15T10:54:46Z

AAAAAAAhhhh just slept from 9 in the AM until 3 in the AM and its payday and I'm still tired, I'm goin back to bed.

drymartinibof @ 2005-03-16T21:31:00

2005-03-17T05:35:00Z

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHH....don't wanna work...so fatigued...at least the weekend is coming tommorow.

drymartinibof @ 2005-02-26T09:08:00

2005-02-26T17:09:02Z

what's your cowboy bebop theme song?

Yeah...I wish.

drymartinibof @ 2005-02-23T11:58:00

2005-02-23T20:13:50Z

Whew...I'm tired!

drymartinibof @ 2005-01-28T08:06:00

2005-01-28T16:09:14Z

Goddammit I want my freakin members only Winco Jacket, so I can waer it with nothing else, just jacket and naked, and stare at myself in my ceiling mirrors, HA.

drymartinibof @ 2005-01-23T12:37:00

2005-01-23T20:38:27Z

"It can be argued that DNA is nothing more then a program designed to preserve itself. Life has become more complex in the overwhelming sea of information. And life, when organised into species, relies on genes to be its memory system. So man is an individual only because of its intangiable memory. Memory can't be defined, but it defines mankind. The advent of computers and the subsequent accumilation of incalculable data has given rise to a new system of memory and thought parallel to your own. Humanity has underestimated the cost of computerisation."

drymartinibof @ 2005-01-21T07:03:00

2005-01-21T15:04:31Z

White Noise sucked, its like the air that comes out of my ass.

P. Update

2005-01-14T16:51:51Z

Went to San Francisco on my days off, it was cool. Saw a giant fish with huge D.S.L's and ate a straight pad of butter and chowder in a bread bowl. Farted loud in a choclate store. Mark-a-frama and I got some Burger King later that day, that was cool. The sandwhich was Bacon CHedder Ranch Tendercrisp, it was good. Which chicken won the Burger King fighting thing? the spicy or the regular chicken, I never fucking saw who won, sucks to be me man!

drymartinibof @ 2004-12-24T06:03:00

2004-12-24T14:04:06Z

boo-dao!

drymartinibof @ 2004-12-17T08:36:00

2004-12-17T16:39:13Z

10 day stretch this week, like Mickey D's I'm lovin it. HA

drymartinibof @ 2004-12-14T08:25:00

2004-12-14T16:33:14Z

I swear I don't smoke pot anymore and yet everybody at work says I look and act high all the time, huuuh that sucks I guess.

drymartinibof @ 2004-12-02T09:00:00

2004-12-02T17:10:20Z

Sweet, after months of waiting I finally got my raise, HOLY SHIT! To celebrate, I jacked off to a box of Crunch Berries for the last half hour of my shift.

ZARGNOID, FARTFENNUGGEN, GANDORF, A WINDOW VASHIR, SUPER SAIJIN III, SCHLEPPY, NIPPLE LASERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm such a misunderstood, closet genius.

thats great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-11-14T19:08:07Z

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."

Quad F is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-11-10T20:08:32Z

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"

Superfuckingassholeshitheadcrackeraladooshbags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-11-05T16:09:11Z

I heard voters in the Mid-west, who haven't voted for a long time, came out of their barns and voted Repub-rich-fuck the working class, simply cause of the Gay issue. (lisps) Jesus Christ!

Tommorows my friday bitches! Tommorow is friday, whoa trippy man.

END THE BI-LATERAL PARTY SYSTEM AND LEGALIZE ALL DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-11-03T17:11:26Z

Peace and Freedom party and the Libertarians all around. I think the people who count the votes looked at mine and threw it in the garbage HAHA. Bush is a retard and Kerry is uuuuuuhuuhh a dork! They're both too rich and too full of shit to run the show while the Muslims start their quest for extiction. Those poor soldiers need to get the fuck outta of the Iraqi and Afghan shitholes and bust caps in some Demo-Repub-natze pinko corporate ass! They should just let me, and my new party, the Jeff-coats, run the country. And in this pretty much totalitarian regime of mine you pretty much, you guessed it, do whatever I or the Jeff-coats say. If not we kick your asses with socks full of pennies and then fart in your face while your crawling around in agony. The only thing I would bomb back to the stone age would be ugly corporate buildings and hummer dealerships. If your out past 3:00am I'll make the appointed village idiots find you and they'll bend you over and fart in your face repeatedly by god. Whew, I'm tired, I guess I'll write more shit later.

drymartinibof @ 2004-10-12T09:26:00

2004-10-12T16:30:03Z

I'm building a Jack-off man near Mark-a-rama's computer(yes, I jack-off constantly folks). The face is cumming out great!(DIRTY END ZINGER!)

Whew........I'm tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-10-08T16:28:57Z

Just sitting here, jacking off all over Mark's computer and pillows and deodorant stick.

I'm gonna pull a hit, the price, the fucking Lovage album!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-10-05T03:48:23Z

I need the Lovage album its soooooooo fucking bad-ass. I need it god dammit but I can't find it anywhere except the net. THIS ALBUM IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!

We're all gonna die tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-10-02T20:46:47Z

I ordered the most shit I have ever ordered at work for the first of the month. Winco better get sacked Mongolian style or I'm fucked hardcore.

Tuesday should be the day I get my piece...HAHA!