J-Fresh's Journal

Oh yeah, go fllluck yourself bllitch!

Current Mood: Tittman
Current Music: A toilet flushing

Hey Jeff...SHUT UP....hey Jeff.....FUCK YOU..........

SWEET! I just got called for an interview at the Albertsons warehouse thursday! Mo money, Mo money, Mo money, I'm a tard.

Current Mood: Newcastled

I just hit on the cart chick at Winco and freaked her the fuck out cause of my killer Freight bod, ha, I have that effect on people. Man, my voice really does get high pitched when I like whine or something, shit, I didn't think it was so fucking dynamic why didn't anyone tell me this shit and that it really turns chicks off? Fuck man! I'm such a circus freak!(this had nothing to do with the Winco "hitting on cart chick" incident). Tommorow is my friday, "litteraly", I'm gay.

Current Mood: Bicardi Golded
Current Music: Some shitty Gangsta rap

These next four days will be nothing but a blur...HA.

AAAAAAAhhhh just slept from 9 in the AM until 3 in the AM and its payday and I'm still tired, I'm goin back to bed.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHH....don't wanna work...so fatigued...at least the weekend is coming tommorow.

Current Mood: shat upon

Whew...I'm tired!

Current Mood: Burnt the fuck out
Current Music: Computer noise

Goddammit I want my freakin members only Winco Jacket, so I can waer it with nothing else, just jacket and naked, and stare at myself in my ceiling mirrors, HA.

Current Mood: Arizona Green Tea can
Current Music: It was Dabalina

"It can be argued that DNA is nothing more then a program designed to preserve itself. Life has become more complex in the overwhelming sea of information. And life, when organised into species, relies on genes to be its memory system. So man is an individual only because of its intangiable memory. Memory can't be defined, but it defines mankind. The advent of computers and the subsequent accumilation of incalculable data has given rise to a new system of memory and thought parallel to your own. Humanity has underestimated the cost of computerisation."

Current Mood: GITS KICKS MUCHO ASS

White Noise sucked, its like the air that comes out of my ass.

P. Update
Went to San Francisco on my days off, it was cool. Saw a giant fish with huge D.S.L's and ate a straight pad of butter and chowder in a bread bowl. Farted loud in a choclate store. Mark-a-frama and I got some Burger King later that day, that was cool. The sandwhich was Bacon CHedder Ranch Tendercrisp, it was good. Which chicken won the Burger King fighting thing? the spicy or the regular chicken, I never fucking saw who won, sucks to be me man!

Current Mood: Alfredo
Current Music: Family Matters

10 day stretch this week, like Mickey D's I'm lovin it. HA

Current Mood: (shrugs)
Current Music: wait, ooohh uuuuuuhhh.........aaaaah there we go.

I swear I don't smoke pot anymore and yet everybody at work says I look and act high all the time, huuuh that sucks I guess.

Current Mood: Roi-Tan
Current Music: Some shitty U2 on an Ipod commercial, The Edge sucks!

Sweet, after months of waiting I finally got my raise, HOLY SHIT! To celebrate, I jacked off to a box of Crunch Berries for the last half hour of my shift.

ZARGNOID, FARTFENNUGGEN, GANDORF, A WINDOW VASHIR, SUPER SAIJIN III, SCHLEPPY, NIPPLE LASERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm such a misunderstood, closet genius.

Current Mood: Cat Poo on the Carpet
Current Music: My version of Sex Style

thats great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."

Current Mood: fuckuwiefart
Current Music: crap

Quad F is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"

Current Mood: full
Current Music: of shit

Superfuckingassholeshitheadcrackeraladooshbags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I heard voters in the Mid-west, who haven't voted for a long time, came out of their barns and voted Repub-rich-fuck the working class, simply cause of the Gay issue. (lisps) Jesus Christ!

Tommorows my friday bitches! Tommorow is friday, whoa trippy man.

Current Mood: Just Farted
Current Music: Deltron

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